[Please appreciate the herculean task that is practicing self-restraint! This is all in the name of Golden Deer Friendship, which is also why she decides to circle back to the rhyming bit right the hell now.]

Why wouldn't you want it to rhyme? You need a poem that people remember.

[And people are more likely to remember short, snappy poems with cute rhymes. Hilda knows this because Hilda knows people, so.]

I know how... creative you are, [she begins, going for the tried and true approach,] but you can't make it too complex. Not everyone will grasp the meaning! I know I wouldn't.

[She is but a simple Hilda... woe...]