Vodka isn't just for drinking. You can also use it to clean things! Like…get dirt or grease off your countertops. Since it's alcohol, it evaporates pretty fast. Smells nicer than vinegar, too, if you ask me.
[ His grin, just a little sharp, returns to his face. ]
That's not really compelling, though, is it? What about…I can use pretty much any weapon you hand me. I haven't trained in everything, but I pick them up quick.
[ He always resorts to bragging about fighting. That's what matters to him, after all. ]
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[ He taps a finger against his chin. ]
Vodka isn't just for drinking. You can also use it to clean things! Like…get dirt or grease off your countertops. Since it's alcohol, it evaporates pretty fast. Smells nicer than vinegar, too, if you ask me.
[ His grin, just a little sharp, returns to his face. ]
That's not really compelling, though, is it? What about…I can use pretty much any weapon you hand me. I haven't trained in everything, but I pick them up quick.
[ He always resorts to bragging about fighting. That's what matters to him, after all. ]