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🌹 certified 20 lorenz hellman gloucester 🌹 ([personal profile] hotproblems) wrote2023-12-31 04:36 pm
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25 / male / any / 5♥︎
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My Self-Summary

My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.

I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.

My Future Plans

Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.

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I have been informed this is meant to refer to this place. Please make a private inquiry.

My Talents

There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who will

A strong-willed individual who can

All else being equal, then

Please make a private inquiry.

Height 6'2" without heels Body Type thin Smokes no Drinks responsibly Drugs no Sign ??? Education Garreg Mach Officers Academy Occupation noble Income noble Children none Pets none Hobbies tea, horseback riding, poetry
art credit: one. two. three. four. five.
01. WINE OR BEER
WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
???

.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
???

.05 TITS OR ASS
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.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Please make a private inquiry.

Executive
ESTJ-A
ENERGY
74%
extraverted
MIND
54%
observant
NATURE
51%
thinking
TACTICS
81%
judging
IDENTITY
51%
assertive
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[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-02-10 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it...?

[He can't cook, he wouldn't know! He'll have to make further inquiries. But ah, yes, the arbitrary privilege; credit Lorenz this: he doesn't try to shy away from the fact that he's being blatantly ignored to save face, rather staring daggers at the waiter the entire time the man is talking to Childe. It's fine! This is fine. He's having a great time at this establishment that acknowledges his existence as a person, absolutely.

But he stops making the dagger face once the waiter has left, considering Childe again. Right, the cards--]

I am considering my options. [you know. "yes" and "no".] You are quite handsome, make no mistake, but I find a man more compelling with more than just an attractive face. So! Do tell me something interesting about vodka.

[He simply could not bone down with somebody he doesn't find intriguing... this is Part 2 of the interview process.]
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-02-23 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, let's see…

[ He taps a finger against his chin. ]

Vodka isn't just for drinking. You can also use it to clean things! Like…get dirt or grease off your countertops. Since it's alcohol, it evaporates pretty fast. Smells nicer than vinegar, too, if you ask me.

[ His grin, just a little sharp, returns to his face. ]

That's not really compelling, though, is it? What about…I can use pretty much any weapon you hand me. I haven't trained in everything, but I pick them up quick.

[ He always resorts to bragging about fighting. That's what matters to him, after all. ]
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