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@L🌹RENZ
25 / male / any / 5♥︎

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My Self-Summary

My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.

I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.

My Future Plans

Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.

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I have been informed this is meant to refer to this place. Please make a private inquiry.

My Talents

There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who will

A strong-willed individual who can

All else being equal, then

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Height 6'2" without heels Body Type thin Smokes no Drinks responsibly Drugs no Sign ??? Education Garreg Mach Officers Academy Occupation noble Income noble Children none Pets none Hobbies tea, horseback riding, poetry

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

???

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

???

.05 TITS OR ASS

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.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

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Executive
ESTJ-A

ENERGY

74%

extraverted

MIND

54%

observant

NATURE

51%

thinking

TACTICS

81%

judging

IDENTITY

51%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[scamboy]

Hey, I’m still flattered! Who doesn’t like being noticed, huh?

Anyway, I’d say it’s relative. If you don’t think it’s that many, then hey I suppose it isn’t!

[hotproblems]

It is adorable that you would call it "noticed."

[Please, that is Lorenz levels of skipping over the lewd part.]

Do you not find five people here attractive?

[scamboy]

We're not talking about me, babe.

[hotproblems]

Well it was already publicly established that I have a "top five." I do not know what else to say about that.

[scamboy]

You could tell me about the criteria, for starters. I gotta know what I've gotta keep doing to keep my spot, after all.

[hotproblems]

So you would like more flattery? How bold. What do you think the criteria are?

[scamboy]

Uhhhh ... a cute ass and a great sense of style?

[hotproblems]

And? That paints me as remarkably shallow.

[scamboy]

( ???? Give him a minute to puzzle over wtf this means ... )

Maybe you like a guy ... with a good rank? My suite is pretty nice, right?

[hotproblems]

[babe.....]

It is. Unfortunately all five of you do not fit that specification, so I must disqualify it.

Is there some reason you are not taking your own personality into account?

[1/2]

[scamboy]

My personality?

[scamboy]

I mean, of course, who wouldn't want a piece of this sparkling wit and charm! That was definitely what I was gonna say next.

My personality.

( Hoooooooboy. )

[hotproblems]

[What is going on. Is this an endearing vulnerability or a profound complex. Sampo???]

Is that a problem? That I could enjoy our conversations?

[scamboy]

( Don't worry about it Lorenz!! )

Hey, it's not a problem for me if it's not a problem for you. It's just, uh ... historically, people are more interested in other things from me, if you catch my meaning.

[hotproblems]

[Too late, he's thinking about it.]

I see. That is [.....] interesting to note.

Well, I could hardly put a man I cannot have a conversation with on such an esteemed list, you understand.

[scamboy]

I usually find it's around about the conversation when things go south. Maybe I just need to pick better people, huh?

[hotproblems]

You can be a lot to handle. But for someone such as myself, with a keen eye for worthwhile companions, it turns out quite well in the end.

Sometimes, I even think you are funny.

[scamboy]

( Keen eye for worthwhile companiosn ... ugh well now maybe one day scamming you is going to make him FEEL BAD. )

Only sometimes? C'mon, Lorenz, what's a guy gotta do to get the recognition he deserves around here?

[hotproblems]

[Who would scam this face???]

Earnestly? Work on your timing.

[scamboy]

( uhhhhhhhh )

My timing is impeccable!

[hotproblems]

[wow, dumped]

I assure you it is not.

[scamboy]

Give me one example of it. One! I bet you can't!

[hotproblems]

Oh, you needn't be so childish. There is always room to improve, is there not? All of us must constantly strive to be better at our various skills.

[scamboy]

What are you striving to be better at then, huh?

[hotproblems]

Plenty. I have a long way to go before I am the ideal version of myself.

Specifically, let us see. I may learn to cook.