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🌹 certified 20 lorenz hellman gloucester 🌹 ([personal profile] hotproblems) wrote2023-12-31 04:36 pm
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25 / male / any / 5♥︎
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My Self-Summary

My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.

I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.

My Future Plans

Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.

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My Talents

There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who will

A strong-willed individual who can

All else being equal, then

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Height 6'2" without heels Body Type thin Smokes no Drinks responsibly Drugs no Sign ??? Education Garreg Mach Officers Academy Occupation noble Income noble Children none Pets none Hobbies tea, horseback riding, poetry
art credit: one. two. three. four. five.
01. WINE OR BEER
WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
???

.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
???

.05 TITS OR ASS
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.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
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Executive
ESTJ-A
ENERGY
74%
extraverted
MIND
54%
observant
NATURE
51%
thinking
TACTICS
81%
judging
IDENTITY
51%
assertive
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gripping: (36)

[personal profile] gripping 2024-01-09 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
( yeah. lorenz is gonna need it... )

well, seems like some people take issue with the way i talk
hotproblems: (031)

[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-01-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
And you value the opinion of these people?

[Don't answer that, he can tell.]

Honestly, I would advise against changing your truest self to suit the preferences of others. You could attempt to be less terse, though.
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[personal profile] gripping 2024-01-09 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
what the hell is terse
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[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-01-09 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You, mostly. Using as few words as humanly possible,
and coming across as perhaps more negative than you intend.
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[personal profile] gripping 2024-01-11 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
how is being straightforward negative
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[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-01-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You are too straightforward. You needn't voice every one of your thoughts.
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[personal profile] gripping 2024-01-17 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
why not?
feels like lying otherwise
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[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-01-17 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You can be honest without being overly harsh. I am not suggesting you lie, heavens no! But one must be aware of one's audience and their own preferred style of conversation in order to proceed effectively. Some people may enjoy your straightforwardness. Some may not.

You must judge the situation.
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[personal profile] gripping 2024-01-22 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds like too much trouble
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[personal profile] hotproblems 2024-01-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[bro.]

I hope for your sake that your friends and intimate companions find your attitude charming, then.
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