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@L🌹RENZ
25 / male / any / 5♥︎

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My Self-Summary

My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.

I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.

My Future Plans

Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.

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My Talents

There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who will

A strong-willed individual who can

All else being equal, then

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Height 6'2" without heels Body Type thin Smokes no Drinks responsibly Drugs no Sign ??? Education Garreg Mach Officers Academy Occupation noble Income noble Children none Pets none Hobbies tea, horseback riding, poetry

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

???

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

???

.05 TITS OR ASS

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.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

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Executive
ESTJ-A

ENERGY

74%

extraverted

MIND

54%

observant

NATURE

51%

thinking

TACTICS

81%

judging

IDENTITY

51%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[gripping]

( yeah, see? proving his point. )

yeah ok
how do you do that

[hotproblems]

How do I... speak?

[...]

Are you asking for advice regarding proper self-expression? If so, you have come to the right person! And you do need it, your approach was utterly dismal.

[gripping]

( yeah that's what he's asking but. as one can see... he's not great at asking things. )

what do you mean?
my approach was fine

[hotproblems]

[oh honey]

While there is value in brevity, your opener failed to address your key points. Then you told me something about my personal habits is "unnecessary."

Do you really think either of those are "fine"?

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[gripping]

[gripping]

[gripping]

yes

[hotproblems]

I am beginning to see why you need assistance. Assistance that, again, you approached by insulting me.

And then I was the one who asked! Honestly.

[gripping]

how's it insulting? it's true.

( he does not, unfortunately, see this as an insult. it's just who this guy is. )

[hotproblems]

Do you really not see how one might not be inclined to help you present yourself more appealingly if you open with how "unnecessary" their habits are?

Why are you seeking my advice if you evidently have no interest in changing your ways?

[gripping]

but i'm asking you how to do that
i don't see the problem

[hotproblems]

[Goddess give him strength.]

Perhaps we ought to start from the beginning.

You would like help expressing yourself. For what purpose, if I may ask?

[gripping]

( yeah. lorenz is gonna need it... )

well, seems like some people take issue with the way i talk

[hotproblems]

And you value the opinion of these people?

[Don't answer that, he can tell.]

Honestly, I would advise against changing your truest self to suit the preferences of others. You could attempt to be less terse, though.

[gripping]

what the hell is terse

[hotproblems]

You, mostly. Using as few words as humanly possible,
and coming across as perhaps more negative than you intend.

[gripping]

how is being straightforward negative

[hotproblems]

You are too straightforward. You needn't voice every one of your thoughts.

[gripping]

why not?
feels like lying otherwise

[hotproblems]

You can be honest without being overly harsh. I am not suggesting you lie, heavens no! But one must be aware of one's audience and their own preferred style of conversation in order to proceed effectively. Some people may enjoy your straightforwardness. Some may not.

You must judge the situation.

[gripping]

that sounds like too much trouble

[hotproblems]

[bro.]

I hope for your sake that your friends and intimate companions find your attitude charming, then.