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My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.
I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.
Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.
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There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?
I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.
Someone who will
A strong-willed individual who can
All else being equal, then
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WINE
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
???
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
???
.05 TITS OR ASS
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.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
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ESTJ-A
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Yes, wine would be safer, definitely.]
I am not well-versed in the stronger liquors, either...
[He shrugs, gesturing as if to say no, go ahead, talk about vodka for ten minutes, that would be fine.]
Let us request a full-bodied red wine, then, and I will ask you about vodka.
[A beat.] Now, the staff at a few establishments have, ah, ignored me, so you may have to do the speaking.
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[ IS IT?? ]
Ah, right. Arbitrary privilege based on random chance. At least, that's what it seems like to me.
[ He calls the waiter over and asks for a full-bodied red wine. The waiter doesn't even look at Lorenz. He assures Childe that the bottle will be right out. Good enough. ]
Wow, talk about rude, huh? Anyway!
[ The waiter might not have looked at Lorenz, but he's all Childe is looking at for the moment. It wasn't like it was some kind of secret that they came here to make a trade, after all. ]
Having met me face to face, you still wanna mark my card off on your game roster?
[ He asks this with the full confidence of a man who already (thinks he) knows the answer. ]
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[He can't cook, he wouldn't know! He'll have to make further inquiries. But ah, yes, the arbitrary privilege; credit Lorenz this: he doesn't try to shy away from the fact that he's being blatantly ignored to save face, rather staring daggers at the waiter the entire time the man is talking to Childe. It's fine! This is fine. He's having a great time at this establishment that acknowledges his existence as a person, absolutely.
But he stops making the dagger face once the waiter has left, considering Childe again. Right, the cards--]
I am considering my options. [you know. "yes" and "no".] You are quite handsome, make no mistake, but I find a man more compelling with more than just an attractive face. So! Do tell me something interesting about vodka.
[He simply could not bone down with somebody he doesn't find intriguing... this is Part 2 of the interview process.]
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[ He taps a finger against his chin. ]
Vodka isn't just for drinking. You can also use it to clean things! Like…get dirt or grease off your countertops. Since it's alcohol, it evaporates pretty fast. Smells nicer than vinegar, too, if you ask me.
[ His grin, just a little sharp, returns to his face. ]
That's not really compelling, though, is it? What about…I can use pretty much any weapon you hand me. I haven't trained in everything, but I pick them up quick.
[ He always resorts to bragging about fighting. That's what matters to him, after all. ]