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My Self-Summary

My name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, heir to House Gloucester and its associated territories in the Leicester Alliance of Fódlan. Please call me Lorenz.

I enjoy tea, roses, and art. Good conversation is implied.

My Future Plans

Inherit my expected titles and vastly improve the quality of life in my family's territories.

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My Talents

There is much that I excel at, but would it not be much more informative to spend time together and experience it firsthand?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

I do not know what a movie is. I enjoy historical accounts, novels of great import, and reading poetry. I prefer light music inspired by nature, or a nice hymn. I do not like spicy food or red meat, I prefer fish and lighter flavors.

My Ideal Partner

Someone who will

A strong-willed individual who can

All else being equal, then


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Height 6'2" without heels Body Type thin Smokes no Drinks responsibly Drugs no Sign ??? Education Garreg Mach Officers Academy Occupation noble Income noble Children none Pets none Hobbies tea, horseback riding, poetry
art credit: one. two. three. four. five.
01. WINE OR BEER
WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
???

.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
???

.05 TITS OR ASS
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.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
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Executive
ESTJ-A
ENERGY
74%
extraverted
MIND
54%
observant
NATURE
51%
thinking
TACTICS
81%
judging
IDENTITY
51%
assertive
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's a lot fancier than anything I've had!

I like jasmine tea quite a bit but I've also found oolong to be pretty nice. I don't think I've ever had bergamot anything before, come to think of it.
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-12 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I have money but I don't know too much about nobility and all that.

[ This is a little misleading; he knows plenty of things about nobility or the equivalent in various nations. No personal experience, though, that's true. ]

Oh, the second, huh? I was introduced to it in the past couple years when I travelled around. Oolong is a little sweeter than some other teas, kind of. I don't know. Woody almost? It's not like straight up black or straight up green tea at least. I should find some and we can trade.
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, seems like they just gave us arbitrary amounts of privilege based on who even knows what!

Apricot? Hm. Maybe it does.


[ His palate isn't this advanced, sweats! ]

Speaking of trades, you wouldn't happen to have marked off the jack of spades on your game card yet, would you?

[ Shameless segue, if not completely seamless. ]
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-12 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't knock it til you try it! A tea connoisseur like you will surely form a better opinion than anything I could write down.

[ It also happens that Childe's rank makes it a little easier to get some things. He can't find weapons so far, but food and drink doesn't seem to be a problem. Though with the way this place is, half the food is probably laced with aphrodisiacs.

Childe has it in his head he's going to "win" the 52 game, so he knows where he means to go with conversations like this.
]

Whatever you're comfortable with, really! If we gotta play this game, might as well have fun with it. You know, before some sentient rope ties us all up until we get the point.

[ Not that he has first-hand experience with that or anything. ]

I mean, I'm not against the rope thing, don't get me wrong. I'd just rather choose it for myself.
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, we can meet somewhere. The bar is nice enough, if you like to drink things other than tea.

[ Childe doesn't drink a lot except on certain occasions or apparently when he's cooking, whatever but it seems like an easy enough place to start a hook up. ]
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure thing! I'll meet you there.

[ He sends a picture for good measure, to make sure Lorenz knows who he's looking for. ]
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-20 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lorenz really is the most purple person. Childe knows a lot of people who are very colourful, of course, but wow! Not that he minds. His eye is drawn to Lorenz as soon as he walks in.

He's low key (largely because he hasn't bothered acquiring more layers in a place where he has to take them off as often as put them on), wearing just a shirt (no harness this time, alas) and black slacks. Is his shirt properly buttoned? Of course not! He's got that window of skin showing on his torso, the hint of the spades tattoo peeking out there. Weird, though. He has an unmistakable red diamond on his cheek. What's that about!

He's a lot more casual than Lorenz, lounging in a booth on one side of the bar. At least he's also punctual; he looks like he could have been here for an hour but he really only just got here.

He slides his gaze up Lorenz's form and offers his normal grin, pushing himself to sit all the way up. In the dim light, his eyes are even darker than usual, the strange flat blue at odds with the smile on his face.
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Lorenz! Nope, only got here a few minutes ago. Please, have a seat. You got a drink of choice?
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-01-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lorenz cares a lot more about things like propriety and manners than Childe does. He does have manners, of course, he's just pretty casual as a person much of the time. Formality gets boring and stiff. ]

Cocktails. Yeah, I'm familiar with some of them! They have weird names sometimes so you don't know what's in 'em. A lot of them are sweet or fruity. Some of them are harder so they burn more. I could go either way, I guess. Depends on my mood.

[ He grins again. ]

But I'm sure we could just get a bottle of wine and call it a day! You're gonna have to pick that one, though. I'm not too well versed on wines. If you asked me about vodka, I could get into the nuances of that, but wine? Not so much.
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-02-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not much of a drinker, huh? Me either, really. Unless I'm cooking! That's the best time to drink.

[ IS IT?? ]

Ah, right. Arbitrary privilege based on random chance. At least, that's what it seems like to me.

[ He calls the waiter over and asks for a full-bodied red wine. The waiter doesn't even look at Lorenz. He assures Childe that the bottle will be right out. Good enough. ]

Wow, talk about rude, huh? Anyway!

[ The waiter might not have looked at Lorenz, but he's all Childe is looking at for the moment. It wasn't like it was some kind of secret that they came here to make a trade, after all. ]

Having met me face to face, you still wanna mark my card off on your game roster?

[ He asks this with the full confidence of a man who already (thinks he) knows the answer. ]
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[personal profile] abyssmade 2024-02-23 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, let's see…

[ He taps a finger against his chin. ]

Vodka isn't just for drinking. You can also use it to clean things! Like…get dirt or grease off your countertops. Since it's alcohol, it evaporates pretty fast. Smells nicer than vinegar, too, if you ask me.

[ His grin, just a little sharp, returns to his face. ]

That's not really compelling, though, is it? What about…I can use pretty much any weapon you hand me. I haven't trained in everything, but I pick them up quick.

[ He always resorts to bragging about fighting. That's what matters to him, after all. ]